Polo-neck hair Tucking your hair into a polo neck – so practical, so sassy – is back, as seen in the new John Lewis adverts. ’Tis the season…
The Mango pink cord trouser suit Every front row of London fashion week can’t be wrong.
Travel pillows Those brightly coloured squishy neck pillows are the inspiration behind one of the Prada bags. Who said fashion had no sense of humour.
‘Pumpkin spice’ Now a seasonal put-down, meaning basic. Ouch.
Massive straw hats Instead, search for a massive straw bag, à la Jacquemus’s recent catwalk show. You heard it here first.
Choosing a winter coat Balenciaga says just wear all your coats at the same time. We recommend two for autumn and three for winter.
Pineapples For autumn/winter Prada went for banana prints, for spring/summer Gucci went for strawberries; refresh your fruit salad accordingly.
Flannels Air drying your face is, apparently, the more hygienic, more cost-effective (less washing) and à la mode way of drying.
Buffets Fashion-approved chef Lei Saito prefers to make “existential food sculptures” (think cheese landscapes). Probably not available for birthdays, weddings and barmitzvahs.
Chipboard As used all over the Goop pop-up shop in London (shelves, walls, you name it). Over it.
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